pumpkinstrokemarrow

I forgot to mention that a depraved young mum was seen having a cigarette (yes, a cigarette in this day and age) withing spitting distance of a school gate while waiting for her child this afternoon. It is quite clear that they should set up a 100 metre exclusion zone around said gate. One might then invite householders within the zone to voluntarily relinquish their right to smoke on their own property in order to keep the exclusion zone nice and circular. And just to be on the safe side in case they should attempt to change their minds something should be written into their entries on the Land Register. One could always resort to some sort of compulsion if they do not seem inclined to volunteer. I shall write to to the relevant authorities about it all.

Perhaps I could get sponsored by the contractor who will get the contract for erecting the exclusion zone signage. I should think it ought to come to a tidy £200,000 or so for the first language.